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Fashion police

Our panel of the month; Nicole Sullivan and Chris Hogan of ‘Mad TV,’ Wallace Langham of ‘Veronica’s Closet,’ ‘E!’s Talk Soup’ host John Henson, comedian Rob Schneider and guitarist Dave Navarro

Source: Us n246 (Jul 1998): 39

Author: Nicole Sullivan, Chris Hogan, Wallace Langham, John Henson, et al

1. Woody Harrelson

Nicole and Chris: It’s Euroincognito hemp hip. Woody: “It may look like denim, but I swear it’s hemp. If you light a match near me, we’ll all be arrested.”

Wallace: Woody’s pulled together a lot of different elements to create a peaceful Travis Bickle look.

John: I like this outfit! It’s comfortable, lightweight and, if I know Woody, you can roll it up and smoke it.

Rob: Three Cheers for this “Natural Born Fashion Killer.” Hemp clothing is back. Hey, Woody, tear off a sleeve and take a puff on your bong. When not perfectly camouflaged with his surroundings, the Woodman is constantly looking for more uses for his favorite crop. Hey, how about some hair?

Dave: Woody Hairless-on. Perhaps he should consider a pro-hair movement rather than a pro-hemp movement.

2. Jenna Elfman

Nicole and Chris: It’s karma of being so cute on Dharma. It’s jogging pants meet hip collar sweater. She should have taken off her sunglasses before she picked out her clothes.

Wallace: It looks like she’s waiting for her pants at the dry cleaner’s.

John: I guess ABC has a dress-down day

Rob: “Dharma and Gross.”Two thumbs enthusiastically way down on this slip-on sneakers-and-sweats combo.

Dave: Does she really think she’s fooling anyone? Hey,Jenna, you’re a little too late to cash in on the looks of dead rock stars.

3. Robin Williams

Nicole and Chris: What a sense of humor. He wears it on his sleeve, literally. Robin: “It may look weird to you, but my Flubber fans love it!”

Wallace: He is ready for any situation with his SWAT-team utility jacket.

John: Look at all the pockets on that jacket. My apartment doesn’t have that much storage.

Rob: Fashion Flubber? Come on, Mork, that’s a fashion na-nu no-no. Looks like Garp kept his wardrobe from his made-for-TV movie The Life and Times of Terry Nichols.

Dave: Too many pockets. Too many patches.

4. Calista Flockhart

Nicole and Chris: It’s upscale protester meets Golden Globe-winner hip. Calista: “No…not the peace sign! This is how many thousands of dollars my matching purse cost.”

Wallace: She looks cute as pie! I’m very impressed with her pants-and-purse combo.

John: Look at that smile! I wasn’t that happy when I lost my virginity

Rob: Ally McBeal star giving us two reasons why we shouldn’t club her to death—she’s up for the Partridge Family movie, and she didn’t get it.

Dave: One piece of garish gold clothing is chic, yet two is just not done. The pants are really saying to me, “I’m trying here,” but fail to say much else. Her top could have worked, but the sweater is simply revolting.

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